Find some empathy, if you can, for American actor Jonah Falcon. Not only is he unfortunate enough to be saddled with the world's biggest penis – or so he claims – but he's absolutely sick to the back teeth of people constantly asking him to get it out.
Measuring 13.5-inches (34cm) in length, with a girth of 8 inches (20cm), Falcon's phallus was first recognized as the world's largest back in 1999. Since then, he's been hounded by curious strangers wanting a peek at his package.
That's not the only downside, either. Appearing on ITV's This Morning, Jonah Falcon, 51, told hosts Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson that he has been stopped by airport security in the past, after border patrol officers spotted his penis through his trousers.
Aside from leaving earlier for the airport, we presume, Falcon says his manhood has affected his sex life, explaining: "Sexually I use my mouth a lot." But when asked what he considers to be the worst part about his mammoth member, the New York-based actor explained that people often hold certain preconceptions about him. (continued below)
"For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I'm a bad person, or I'm egotistic, or I'm a porn star, or I'm dumb, or I'm a slut," he said. "I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I've done it 10,000 times – enough already!".
Despite his frustrations, Falcon was forthcoming with photo evidence, showing a snap of his appendage to his hosts. "This is just for you, so you don't have to do all that imagining," he told a visibly shocked Schofield, who responded: "Hellfire. Congratulations."
Falcon later conceded that there were at least some perks associated with his sizeable package. "The best thing about having a large penis is that I don’t have insecurity," he said I’m insecure about other things but that’s not one of them... I am who I am, and I wouldn't want to be different."
Read more in Falcon's 20 Questions interview with Men's Health.
